CHRISTMAS DELAYED AS SANTA HELD IN QUARANTINE
Home Alone Minister Peter Dutton has announced Santa Claus will be held in quarantine for 14 days while undergoing COVID testswith a seven-day rolling average of more than 130,000 new cases per day. Hospitals are becoming overwhelmed with patients.
Prancer and Blitzen cleared Customs but Rudolph was hospitalised after sneezing into his fetlock.
Because of age and weight issuess chief coroner says an average of two people a day have been succumbing t, Santa will be wearing a maskThe newspaper Le Journal de Dimanche that, so his catchphraseMeanwhile: Ontario schools are to remain closed until further notice following this week, “Ho ho ho” will be changed to “Hmph hmph hmph”The larger issue of how workers are treated..
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